The Bare Pair Double Pro Pac King Kombo – Body Hair Management System (w/Exfoliating Glove)
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Product Description
Manage Body Hair Like a Boss.
Come correct with our total body hair removal system.
In 2010 a group of guys in Los Angeles, California sought to remove hair from the most sensitive parts of the body with no collateral damage to the skin as a favor for friends in the film and sports industries. What started as a bit of a joke to develop a safe and effective way to remove any body hair even ‘down there’ quickly turned into a movement once the secret got out. Our two-stage body hair management system is the industry standard for removing hair anywhere on the body while fortifying the skin at the same time so you’re always primed to shine. With the most rigorously tested formula on the market and the best ingredients available, ballsBALM is the obvious choice to bare the hair–anywhere.
Why ballsBALM?
Much is made of the modern trend of men’s body hair removal, but for guys, body hair management is neither ‘modern’ nor a ‘trend’. Dealing with our body hair is a ubiquitous feature of manhood—and always was.
At ballsBALM we know that from sex to sports, from the boardroom to the bedroom, managing body hair is essential for a man to make a good impression and to stay at the top of his game. But with only costly and embarrassing options available for guys to do so, many find it all too easy to neglect themselves and lose their edge.
Not anymore.
ballsBALM is proud to offer a suite of personal care products that safely and effectively help men remove body hair, in even the most sensitive spots.
At ballsBALM we want to share a secret with men who are caught in the grind of whether or not body hair management is important or not. It is. Good things come to men who groom themselves for greatness and ballsBALM is proud to back you up in the fight to look and be your best.
Hairy AF? Perfect. We’re Easy.
Butter Up.
Put on your Bare Paws (two nitrile gloves included) and palm some Bare Balm. Spread evenly over your sasquatch spots covering all the hair you want to erase. Wait ten minutes–less if the hair is fine or you’re just touching up. If baring your balls use the Nutshell Method.
Touch Yourself.
Test a spot to see if the hair will drop faster than your pants at a hookup. If so, hop in the shower and gently rinse the hair off using a body buffer or wash cloth. Use only gentle (glycerin based) or ivory soap if you choose to. You may also wipe away the hair and Bare Balm with a towel.
End Happy.
To preserve and protect the skin always apply Calm Balm Soothing Skin Salve to any areas you’re removing body hair. Formulated to work with Bare Balm, it prevents irritation and dryness without toxifying or confusing your skin so you stay friction-ready.
What’s in a Bare Pair?
Bare Balm Body Hair Buster
Bare Balm Body Hair Buster is the most effective men’s hair removal lotion, ever. Safe enough to use on your nuts, yet strong enough to clear the thickest hair with ease, Bare Balm is the bomb because we made for ourselves. Fit for all the hair in every nook and cranny you’ve got. Awesome ingredients and a top notch formula make ballsBALM Bare Balm the obvious choice to bare the hair.
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Cetearyl Alcohol (plant derived), Calcium Thioglycolate, Calcium Hydroxide, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla Bean) Fruit Extract, Prolatum Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Ceteareth-20 (Plant Derived), Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Modifier), Thymus Serpillum (Wild Thyme) Extract, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Steareth-20 (Plant Derived), Silica, Tetrasodium EDTA, Glycerin (Plant Derived).
Calm Balm Soothing Skin Salve
Tired of torturing your skin to get rid of the hair down there? So were we. All hair removal methods stress the skin in some way which is why proper support is essential. Enter ballsBALM’s fragrance-free, non-comedogenic Calm Balm Soothing Skin Salve. Packed with all of the stuff your skin needs and none of what it doesn’t, our Calm Balm means you can finally bare the hair with pride, not pain.
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Plant Derived), Glycerin (Plant Derived), Dimethicone (Mineral Based), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ethylhexyglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Sorbitan Oleate (Plant Derived).
Bare Paw
We include our storied Bare Paw in every Bare Pair, Double Team and Triple Pro Pac to make wiping away unwanted hair a cinch. When you’re in the shower rinsing off your Bare Balm gently massage the area with your Bare Paw and watch the hair disappear like it ain’t no thang.
Slic Stics and Bare Gloves
To make application of your Bare Balm easy we’ve included two Slic Stics which are 100% natural wonder wands useful for spreading or you can palm your Bare Balm and spread with reckless abandon with the greatest tool ever invented–your hand–using your two nitrile Bare Gloves. Gentleman’s choice.
The first everywhere hair remover for men.
ballsBALM is proud to be the pioneer in sensitive hair removal for men. Founded in 2011, we have engineered the best hair removal system a man can use to manage body hair in even his most sensitive spots. We’re tired of companies stuffing their chick products into a blue bottle and saying that makes it for men. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t even use their own janky hair removers at all. Rest assured that we have always, and will always, use the products we sell. ballsBALM means quality control all the way up.
Dermatologically tested, 100% cruelty-free formulas.
ballsBALM never tests on animals…that would be creepy AF. Instead we use neutral third-party dermatologist testing on people. Very willing people.
Hair removal for hot guys.
Body hair in the wrong places sucks. Whether you’re fighting fires or fighting for space in the gym, drop unwanted body hair wherever and stay at the top of your game. Often imitated but never matched, the ballsBALM Bare Pair is the apex of men’s body hair removal.
Help us protect the most important ball of all.
All ballsBALM products are developed, tested, and manufactured in a 100% solar-powered facility in Southern California because Mother Earth is hottt.
We da best.
We never test on animals. Ever.
We make you hotter.
Help us protect the ball of all.
Hairy dudes welcome.
Does it always feel like you’ve got a sweater on even when you’re naked? Hair growing like kudzu out of every spot you’ve got? We get it–us too. The guys who developed the Bare Pair Body Hair Management System bring you a simple solution to erase unwanted body hair so you can give your body the definition it deserves. And since you can use it all over–even in ‘fun zones’–there’s no stopping your hairy butt from being sexy AF wherever.
Hair removal, naturally.
Some companies like to blah blah blah about how amazing their ingredients are–and we’re no different. We met with dozens of producers, suppliers, buyers, manufacturers, and even a farmer or four when choosing our ingredients. It was an experience to discover just where and how all of the components of ballsBALM products are sourced. We did the leg work so you don’t have to worry about what you’re putting on your body. We use all ballsBALM products that we sell and demand safe, effective results every time–just like you.
Keep sharp objects away from your skin.
We can’t believe we even have to say it, but cutting ourselves with all of the ‘medieval’ hair removal devices sucks. Not only are you getting nicked all over, you’ve got to babysit the dang things or they clog up and barf out hair all over the place. After just two uses we’ve found in testing that most trimmers need a grip of maintenance to function properly or they tend to just rip hair out because they refuse to work. And they’re unsanitary as hell. Skip the razor gimmicks and take comfort removing unwanted body hair with the ballsBALM Bare Pair.
Every guy knows two is better than one.
Most hair removal methods forget to protect and fortify the skin. Not us. Use Bare Balm and Calm Balm together to erase body hair and end happy. ballsBALM isn’t the cheapest hair remover out there for a very important reason: it’s the best. We spared nothing to bring men a hair removal option that actually works on every part of their body without pain. Skip the cheap imitators and sketchy razor contraptions and drop body hair like a pro.
Hairy dudes welcome.
Hair removal, naturally.
Skip the razors, Sir.
Two is better than one.
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer : No
Package Dimensions : 9.25 x 6.89 x 2.48 inches; 1.25 Pounds
Item model number : 012015
UPC : 689466473667
Manufacturer : ballsBALM, Inc.
ASIN : B0073YKJHK
Country of Origin : USA
Dual-stage body hair management system for men to remove stubborn body hair while protecting your skin.
Specially designed for ALL body parts south of the neck including ‘fun’ zones.
Made by and for active men (not a converted lady’s product or brand).
Start with BARE BALM (16 fl. oz) to erase unruly body hair gently and easily in minutes!
Follow up with CALM BALM (4 fl. oz) to finish the job right by fortifying the skin to leave you smooth and dangerously touchable.
Kevin R –
It Freakin Works!
I don’t usually post reviews just because what one person likes, the next will not. However, I felt the need in this case due to the subject matter. I have never shaved my downstairs parts or done anything, but felt it would be a fun thing to do for my wife. I started out trimming with a clippers but stopped after thoughts of me standing with my manhood in one hand, blood everywhere, trying to explain to the paramedics what I was trying to do. So, in the end I had trimmed my hair but had not removed it.I did some research to find a better way and came across this product. I was apprehensive to try this stuff. Most of the reviews were great, but a couple were not so good. In the end, I opted to give it a shot because there was no way I was going to be able to put anything sharp or mechanical that close to my stuff.It came in the mail quick. I closed myself off in the bedroom out of fear of the reviews that said it smelled horrible. I had visions in my head of a horrible rotten egg smell that my wife and kids would be asking what that smell is. I opened the tube and took a smell. It was a different smell, but no horrible. I wouldn’t wear it as cologne, but it was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.I applied the cream to the area at the base of my shaft and my jewels thinking there was no way this was going to work. I waited ten minutes and jumped in the shower with the glove and started to go to work. I WILL BE DAMED !! IT WORKS!!After the first round most of the hair came off, but there were still a couple stragglers. I continued to rinse (NO SOAP) then pat dried. I then did round two and that did the trick. I’m bare and incredibly soft down there. I rinsed again (NO SOAP) and pat dried and applied the provided lotion to the entire area.I did not feel any tingling, burning or any pain initially and all was good. A couple hours later I did feel minimal tingling but it was so minimal that I wasn’t sure if it was just in my head or if it was actually tingling. No residual smell at all.Very Happy with product !!My wife loves it !!! 🙂
B. Umblebee Tuna –
Balls-tastic!!!!
—- Update —-Used it a second time. One of two things caused the heat sensation to increase slightly. 1-I left the product on for about 9 minutes this time or 2-I used it on areas that were de-haired the previous week. Not sure which but the sensation still did not reach the level of discomfort. I also realized that you need to slather it on fairly thick to take the hair off down to the skin. I have a few places here the hair strands were shortened and thinned but are still present. Still impressed…—- Original Review —-Bought this a while ago and was concerned because I saw some reviews on Amazon and on other sites that indicated some people have gotten mild to moderate rashes or at least some discomfort from use. I don’t have sensitive skin but on a rare occasion I will have problems with some product or another. Not this time.Works as well as the description says it does and I didn’t have any problems. Locations where I used the product are smooth as a baby’s butt. I followed the directions and used the minimum suggested time for the first go-round. I had very, very mild warming sensation shortly after application however it never increased to become a discomfort. After in the shower the sensation decreased and when I put the balm on it went away entirely.The hair I used this on is fairly thin. This means the strands themselves are thin, there are plenty of said thin strands, especially in places I don’t want them. Hence me buying the product. That may have made a difference in how well it worked but I would presume people with coarse hair would see some progress and the following week it could be cleaned up. I hit pretty much everything I applied the product the first time around. I can’t wait for the follow up application to refine the area.Pros:Easy application, no discomfort and it works really well (smooth as a baby’s butt), the odor is hardly noticeable, takes a minimum of 7 minutes (max of 10 minutes).Cons:None to-dateI will update the review after the next application if necessary, otherwise the review stands.
Edward W. –
Ouch
This product is not for everyone! I guess Iâm a sensitive skin person but tried it 3 times adjusting time on/off methods to find the proper recipe for the hair removal on the boys down under and was left with a painful bloody mess on one occasion. It healed but OUCH!!! Walked bow legged for two days and threw that crap out!Iâm sure each person has different skin types so just beware but this product was too powerful for me. Honey, hand me the razorâ¦..
R. Th. –
This lotion is not better than a simple Neet or other. Left the cream on for almost twenty minutes, but half the hair was still left. Had to finish off with a razor blade, just like I used to.Too expensive for such results.
Monu Birk –
Just tried this for the first time.. this is the most bare theyâve been in a long time. I went with 11 minutes to tread the water and most of the hair is gone. I will try again for a full 15 minutes; Iâd be surprised if all the hair isnât gone. Thank you
Marshall –
NoTried it while following the instructions and no change at all except it made my jewels have a bad smell afterwards even with the bare balmSo in conclusion itâs not totally worth the money spent